mit is in the top 5 colleges in the country and what are they doing theyre playing with their food
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Source: varsityslut
The Arlington (TX) Police and Fire Departments and the Texas-based nonprofit a Wish with Wings joined forces to realize the dream of a young cancer patient who wanted nothing more than to become Batman for a day.
Officers and firefighters, assisted by the Mayor’s Office, organized various comic-inspired crimes around the city requiring the ass-kicking skills of a caped crusader.
Accompanied by police and Big Batman, 7-year-old Kye, who suffers from leukemia, roamed the streets of Arlington as Little Batman, mopping up an attempted bank robbery by the Joker, and putting the kibosh on a city hall bomb planted by the Riddler.
At the end of a long day of crime fighting, Kye was awarded the Key to the City by Assistant Police Chief James Hawthorne.
(via City Helps Fulfill Sick Kid’s Dream Of Becoming Batman For A Day)
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Source: Gawker
I will never read anything better than this. I can just quit reading now. One less thing.
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“Guys! Hey, guys, we can do something dumber than declaring pizza sauce a vegetable! I mean, you can kind of defend that, but this will really put us on the ‘stupid legislation’ map. Guys, look at us! Guys?”
Is there some sort of world-wide stupidity competition going on that I wasn’t aware of…
:|
…
is this a joke or
and then i laughed so loud i woke my mum up
The EU is trying to outstupid us…
Quick, Congress! Declare Hamburgers cure cancer!
I weep for humanity sometimes.
But Europe you are supposed to be more sensible than us Amricans…?
are you serious or…
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During a dangerous factory explosion that occurred in China, a monkey was recorded on the camera saving a puppy from the explosion site.
He held the dog as he ran out of the factory.
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Source: reaktorplayer
Losing the mixed pleasures of just arrived letters may not mean as much in the end as what we’re missing by not writing them. Writing regularly to several people—a parent, a friend who’s moved to another coast, a daughter or son away at college—requires one to keep separate mental ledgers, storing up the weather or the idle thoughts or the disasters we need to pass on. We’re always getting ready to write. The letters out and back become a correspondence, and mysteriously take on a tone of their own: some rambly and comfortably boring; others cool and funny; some financial; some confessional. They stick in the mind and seem worth the trouble.
- In this week’s issue,
Source: newyorker.com
Things That Are Real of the Day: Looking for a way to keep your dog entertained in your absence? Introducing DOGTV — cable’s first 24/7 TV channel for canines.
According to its founders, DOGTV is “designed as the perfect babysitter for dogs who have to stay home alone.” It features three types of programming aimed at relaxing or stimulating dogs, which in turn “helps prevent mental fatigue, depression and boredom.”
As bright of an idea as DOGTV might be, I can help but wonder how much closer this brings us to scolding Spot for ordering Bitches Gone Wild on puppy pay-per-view again.
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Source: thedailywhat
